Sign of the Times?
A while ago, I got to thinking about those signs that people hang on their gates to stop intruders. Usually with a picture of a large dog and bearing the legend "I can make it to the gate in 10 seconds - Can you?" You know the sort of thing I mean.
Anyway, there are things more frightening than dogs in this world and I came up with an idea for alternatives. The identity of M-I-L has been blanked out on these mock ups, partly to protect her identity, but largely because I fear that the Gorgon qualities of her image might lead to legal reprisals from readers. Anyway, see what you think - this could be big!
Have an enjoyable New Year's Eve; I know I will because she's not back until Wednesday!
Anyway, there are things more frightening than dogs in this world and I came up with an idea for alternatives. The identity of M-I-L has been blanked out on these mock ups, partly to protect her identity, but largely because I fear that the Gorgon qualities of her image might lead to legal reprisals from readers. Anyway, see what you think - this could be big!
Have an enjoyable New Year's Eve; I know I will because she's not back until Wednesday!
posted by Unknown @ 6:20 pm
2 Comments:
At 1:25 pm,
Anonymous said…
How about "I can make it to the gate in about two minutes if my way isn't obstructed by a comatose son-in-law in a moss-covered suit whose pockets appear to be stuffed with chips"?
At 7:59 am,
Unknown said…
I'm sure I don't remember an incident like that...or anything else after about 9.30pm on that evening.
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