Lavender Hell

There are few things that can prepare you for the true horrors of a live-in Mother-in-Law. The inane, pointless conversations, the "joy" of hearing verbatim the order of the balls that came out at bingo, the unmistakably heady combined smell of piss and lavender. I know from first hand experience what this is like. This is my story!

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Finally - Holiday time!

We're off on holiday later today!

There can be few pleasures in life to compare to the joy of going on holiday for two weeks … and leaving M-I-L behind.

Of course, I do worry about whether the house will still be there when we get back, or if she'll have flooded it / burned it down by cooking more fish (see below).

Toodle Pip!

1 Comments:

  • At 1:45 pm, Blogger crazed lunatic said…

    ROFL...gotta love the spam.

    have a fun holiday. crossing my fingers that everything's still there when you get back! ;)

     

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